Living The Life: Redneck

Russ and I had fun weekend together, we decided to be rednecks and shoot guns. It was so much fun!

Jaida Funnies

He has a MUSTANG!", talking about a mustache. 2 yrs old

Miss Gail: I'm going to the dentist, so they can clean my teeth.
Jaida: Don't you have a toothbrush?! 3 yrs old

Mom: How are you feeling?
Jaida: Ummmm, a little bit of not good.

"Should we do my book so I don't forget how to be smart for first grade?"

"Run like a BiRd!"

Playing the Wii, "Mom! I'm in twoth (tooth) place!!"

After being sick for a couple days with a fever said, "I can't believe I got better in a couple days, that was EASY!"

Right Here Right Now, from HSM3 playing in the background..."I just LOVE this song, it's so romaaaaantic!"

Sitting at the dinner table, Logan has his finger in his nose:
Jaida: "Bubba already knows how to pick his nose!?"
Jenna: "Yeah, I taught him how to."

Jenna Funnies

"Oh, thank you my Mommy!" 2 yrs old

"I'm-A-You-Ya!" for Hallelujah

"Where's my Jaida?" 2 yrs old

She dropped a hot tamale , Russ asked her to wipe it off before eating it, she bent over and wiped it on the driveway. 2 yrs old

Singing "If the Savior stood beside me, would I DO (pinching her sister) the things I do?" 3 yrs old

Mom: It’s Snoopy
Jenna: Sniffy?
Mom: Snoopy
Jenna: Snoofy?
Mom: Snooooo…py
Jenna: Stinky?

Leaving the church parking lot:
Mom: She wants to come in.
Dad: I want to go out.
Jenna: I want a DONUT!

"Skabetty" aka Spaghetti
"Awfuls" aka Waffles

"I CaN't spell B.Y.U.!"

Hangaber = Hamburger

Falling backwards onto her bed (instead of TiMbEr!) she says...TiM DowN!

Mom: (Eating a chocolate covered strawberry)
Jenna: "I got one for you right here!"
Mom: "Oh, sorry, I didn't see that."
Jenna: "Are you blonde?!" (She meant to say blind, cuz I always say that to her.)

Mom: "Don't tease your old Mom." :)
Jenna: "You're not OLD...you're NEW!"

Mom: "I'm making chicken soup"
Jenna: "I don't want chicken soup! I want ICE CREAM soup! Mmmm!"

Russ and I kissed.

Jenna: "I know what you just did! You got married!"

Dad is trying to pull into Krispy Kremes to get doughnuts.

Mom: No, No, NO.

Dad doesn't pull in.

Jenna whispers to Dad: "We can go drop Mom off and come back!"

"Daddy, I want a big Mustang, so it can hold all my dresses and make-up."

"Mom, when Bubba gets big I'm gonna marry him, I really am!" "And, kisses are gross!"

"Wow!! I finished my food fast and you didn't have to yell at me!"

Jenna: Mom, are mermaids real?

Me:no.

Jenna: DANG IT! I wanted to pet one!

Bubby Funnies

Run from your lives!
I have a surrrpriiiiiise from you!

Mom: Can you say
Jenna?

Bub: Jaida

Mom: Say Je...

Bub: da!

Mom: Say Jennnnna

Bub: JAIDA!

Dad went to check on a sleeping Logan before he went to bed, Logan was trying to stretch but his blanket was in the way, talking in his sleep he told his blanket to "Meep! Meep!"

Mom: How did YOU sleep?

Bub: Uhhhh, CRIB!

Me and the Bubby walking back to the car: Bubby: Mom!!! I'm gonna kick this tree, okay?
Me: whatevs
Bubby: starts kicking the tree over and over saying kick, kick, kick.
Me: at the car, "k, bubs stop kicking the tree, let's go home"
Bubby: runs to the car.

After our Nature Walk with the Kinders (our feet got a bit wet) Logan comes home and takes off his shoes and says, "Mom! My socks are JUICY!" He is awesome.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Redneck

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After our Nature Walk with the Kinders (our feet got a bit wet) Logan comes home and takes off his shoes and says, "Mom! My socks are JUICY!" He is awesome.

Me: Halloween is on Sunday this year? Logan: HALLOWEEEEEEENNN!! I LOVE HALLOWEEN! I love FIREWORKS!!

Me: I love you! Logan: I love you, TOO! Me: you're a good boy! Logan: you're a good boy, too!

Russ started to eat his mashed potato Lightning McQueen car and Logan, 2 says almost crying, don't eat my car!! Don't eat the eyes!

I'm a guy! I'm a guy, oh yeah bayybeee!